A DC Villain in a place that owns Marvel

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[General Zod was talking his ear off to poor Makoto who had her shift as the waitress that evening. She gave a groan and sighed as she listened to him go on and onnnnnn.]

So as I was saying to Vanessa, I do not know quite how this "friendzoned" thing is supposed to be a terrible fate. Clearly these citizens of the planet Houston have not been witness to "phantomzoned". A much worse terrible fate than being rejected on a date, I mean COME ON you're being sucked in a literal zone of void and darkness.

Unbelievable, humans have no sense of privilege. Male or female for that matter. Both are equally as deplorable moronic twats as the next. Which on the other hand is quite good for me, because the more stupid they are, the more easier it is for me to conquer them. And no son of Jor-El or stupid Internet critics are going to-

[As Zon kept talking Mako sloooowly edged away until she finally blurted out she had to go check on the "cake" and ran through the kitchen doors.]

Hey! HEY! Where are you going waitress? I was not finished with my tale of woe you come back here this instant!

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AT LEAST BRING ME THE SPINACH PUFFS WITHIN THE 5 MINUTE FRAME I HAVE ORDERED FROM YOU!!

YOU WILL PROVIDE ME CUSTOMER SATISFACTION GUARANTEE!

The Food Business

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[Makoto just finished getting herself away from a very talkative and very weird customer. She leaned against the side of the hallway from the kitchen as she put her hand on her forehead.]

Come on, get it together. You're always gonna get weird customers, this isn't a big deal, I mean you want to own a restaurant in the future don't you?

[Shakes her head.]

I guess this is what Mickey meant by I'm gonna see all "types" of people here.