The Toy Story AU Meme

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The Toy Story AU Meme

Congratulations. You are a toy. No ifs ands or buts about it. You're the action figure version of yourself, you're the stuffed animal version of yourself, you're Magical Girl Barbie, you're some kind of plasticky toy version of yourself that you get in Happy Meals, no matter what you are, you are a toy. You have always been a toy and you will always be a toy. Have fun being made of stuffing and having no junk.

In the comments, describe what kind of toy you are, how long you've been with Andy/whoever your owner is (cause let's be real, Andy ain't gonna own no ponies). Scenarios that you can choose from include...

One: Birthday party
Person A is a toy already owned by the owner. Person B is new in town, fresh out of the plastic, ready to be played with.

Two: The plot of toy story 1
Person A knows full and well he's a toy. Person B actually thinks that he's Captain America, Sailor Moon, Goku, etc. etc. Have fun trying to convince him, Person A.

Three: Daycare
AAAAAAH CHILDREN. How are y'all going to survive this?

Four: Off to college
Look, we've all seen Toy Story 3, do I really need to put something here?

Five: Second hand shop
Eeep... You've been given away as a donation and wound up in a shop... What now?

Six: Wildcard
Got another Idea? Go for it.

The original(?) meme is from OVER HERE this one has some alterations from the one made HERE