No Context Theater~! No really.

[sweartoit]

[Storms out of his bar and gives a shout towards the hung up phone from the last talk with his mun and her friends, looking furious, blushing heavily red.]

I!

AM NOT!

A BED!!!!!

Comments

[ahowltolightthedark]

Ah, sorry 'bout that one, mate! No hard feelings, yeah?

[sweartoit]

[Grumble grumble grumble. Folds his arms as he looks to the side.]

It's not your fault, it's your bed's... fault.

[Flutters his eyes as he rolled them up toward the ceiling.]

I guess.

However unusual that phrase is.

[twisted_whisker]

Pshaw, we'll see about that.

[She's a cat, Dom. Everything is a bed to a cat.

E v e r y t h i n g.]

[sweartoit]

The bloody hell do you mean by that?!

You're bloody not gonna use me as your soft cushion mate!

[More red in the face, exasperated hand gestures away.]

[twisted_whisker]

[What was that? I couldn't hear you over flopping into your lap]

[sweartoit]

Ey-! Ey-! No-Nooooo!

Bad kitty! Go on get off!

[Gives a pout, tries to nudge her off him.]

[twisted_whisker]

[Awww why would you want to get rid of her? She's even purring!]

[sweartoit]

[He will not be swayed by your cuteness, gosh darn it. Puts his hands up in the air as he gives a frustrated sigh.]

Right, you're not gonna move then are you?

[twisted_whisker]

Nnnope!

[:3 purrpurrpurr getting comfy purrpurr]

[sweartoit]

[Gives a grumble as he folded his arms looking to the side. Fine, I'll just ignore you then, see how you like that! HMPH!]

[twisted_whisker]

[Oh yeah? Well let's see how you feel about ignoring her if she.....KNEADS ON YOUR LAP! MUAHAHAHAHA]

[sweartoit]

[How dare you good madam. He just lifts his brow at you in annoyance. Gives a sort of inquisitive hum, as he puts his hand on top of her head and began to pet it.]

[twisted_whisker]

[Mission. Freaking. Accomplished. She instantly rubs up against his hand and burrows into his chest, burring.]

[sweartoit]

[Gives a defeated sigh as he scritches behind her ear, still blushing in embarrassment.]

Fineeee, you win, but only cause you're cute.

[twisted_whisker]

I knoooooow

[She stretches and does the human-cat-girl equivalent of the white cat flexing its paws.]