Some Nerdy Skeleton Made You Guys Some Spaghetti

[skelederp]

[Papyrus bursts out of the kitchen of the house of mouse with a giant plate of spaghetti.]

Attention everyone in this quirky establishment! In celebration of me occupying my mun's headspace.

I have decided to make you all spaghetti!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH~!

[Smacks the plate down on the middle table.]

Have at it!

For it is I, the great Papyrus that made you this DELICIOUS treat!

Comments

[bonedoggle]

hey, paps.

this sure is a mice place, wouldn't you say?

[skelederp]

[Oh no, the puns, THEY'VE STARTED!]

SANS!!!

Was that one really necessary?!!

[bonedoggle]

[Do they ever stop, with a brother like Sans?]

of course it was necessary.

[He take a swig from a bottle of ketchup, looking satisfied with himself.]

[skelederp]

[His life is puns and spaghetti halp. Well except keep the spaghetti, he likes that.]

Hmph!

Well I don't very much care for it!

And why are you drinking from a bottle of ketchup??

[bonedoggle]

....

because i have to ketchup on my condiments.

[skelederp]

SANNNNSSS!!!!

[bonedoggle]

what?

you're smiling.

[skelederp]

I know and I hate it!

Hmph!

[Tsuntsuntsun~]

[bonedoggle]

oh come on, pap, i know you love my puns.

[skelederp]

Nyeh, so what if I do!

[bonedoggle]

[There's a brief pause, and Sans shoves his hands in the pockets of his hoodie.]

...papyrus, are you saying you don't like your little brother's puns?

[He makes puppy dog eyes at Papyrus, impressive, given his lack of eyeballs. He'd be pouting too, if he had lips. It should go without saying that he's just giving Papyrus a hard time, of course.]

[skelederp]

Wh-What-?

H-Hey! I-It-No-You-I-They're just not-!

D-DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!

[bonedoggle]

[Sans laughs in that doofy way he does.]

i'm just ribbing you, bro.

[skelederp]

[askljdffgsdjkfgjkdfgkjdkfjgd-FLAILING IS GO.]

SANNNNNSSSSSS!!

YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE!

[bonedoggle]

heh heh heh.

you make it too easy, sometimes.

[skelederp]

GYEEEEEH!!

[Much flailing, very pun, such smol brother, wow.]

[bonedoggle]

[Sans takes a drink from the bottle again.]

you're great, paps

[skelederp]

I-Nyeh...

[Folds his arms and nods.]

Heh heh, I know, you're pretty great yourself bro.

[bonedoggle]

what?

[He looks almost surprised by that,]

nah, i'm just a lazy good for nothing.

[skelederp]

Well yes you are.

But you're also great!

Not as great as me, but you're always up for second best at great I'd say!

[bonedoggle]

second best? really?

[skelederp]

Ofcourse!

With enough effort and time you can be the second best!

And just think of all the amazing things you will get at second best!

Like a trip to the beach!

Or ice fishing!

Or a brand new radio!

[bonedoggle]

heh.

i've always wanted a brand new radio.

[skelederp]

That's the spirit!

Achieve your second best!

Win that radio! Then!

You can be the first caller and win something on one of the stations too!

[bonedoggle]

oh man, like a brand new telescope?