Some Nerdy Skeleton Made You Guys Some Spaghetti

[skelederp]

[Papyrus bursts out of the kitchen of the house of mouse with a giant plate of spaghetti.]

Attention everyone in this quirky establishment! In celebration of me occupying my mun's headspace.

I have decided to make you all spaghetti!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH~!

[Smacks the plate down on the middle table.]

Have at it!

For it is I, the great Papyrus that made you this DELICIOUS treat!

Comments

[bonedoggle]

hey, paps.

this sure is a mice place, wouldn't you say?

[skelederp]

[Oh no, the puns, THEY'VE STARTED!]

SANS!!!

Was that one really necessary?!!

[bonedoggle]

[Do they ever stop, with a brother like Sans?]

of course it was necessary.

[He take a swig from a bottle of ketchup, looking satisfied with himself.]

[skelederp]

[His life is puns and spaghetti halp. Well except keep the spaghetti, he likes that.]

Hmph!

Well I don't very much care for it!

And why are you drinking from a bottle of ketchup??

[bonedoggle]

....

because i have to ketchup on my condiments.

[skelederp]

SANNNNSSS!!!!

I regret nothing.

[sunshinedays]

[Don't mind the little gigglesnort you just heard. It totally wasn't Annie overhearing the puns as she walked by with a tray. She's covering her mouth for totally different reasons. Yup.]

[wannaw]

[Squints.]

Where'd the treat go?

[skelederp]

Why it's on the table silly!

Follow your nose!

[wannaw]

[He sniffs the table.]

Spaghetti again?

[skelederp]

Ofcourse!

Spaghetti is the most amazing and best meal ever!

You must always have your spaghetti to have an even better day!

[wannaw]

But you give us spaghetti every day!

Why not give us something better, like bones?

[ewbroccoli]

... [She stares at the food.]

Well, at least it isn't broccoli. [And that's the only compliment she has regarding the food.]

[skelederp]

Broccoli?

What's wrong with that vegetable?

[ewbroccoli]

[Papyrus, what have you done.]

It's green, it's disgusting, it's vile, it's EVIL. It makes me want to gag.

[skelederp]

[He knows not what he's done!!]

Eh, Vile? Evil?

How can something be vile and evil if it's suppose to be healthy for you?

[ewbroccoli]

I know what's good, and broccoli is not.

[But Disgust you're modeled after broccoli--]

[trash0stars]

[Poking it tentatively with a fork. Well, it's cooked. And probably healthier than the usual instant noodles.]

...this... th-this wouldn't happen to have been Undyne's recipe, would it?

[Look, she's not going to judge its taste based on that, she just wants to know if she needs to call the fire department.]

[skelederp]

Oh no this is mine~!

She has her way, I have mine, we both make very amazing meals. But I assure you it is mine!

And mine is better, but don't tell her that. She mustn't know.

[trash0stars]

[Well, yours doesn't involve the screams of terrified neighbors, that's already an improvement.

Regardless, she'll just let out a sigh of relief and poke at the dish with the fork some more. She'll probably tell Undyne just enough to let a proper rivalry form, something about the student looking to surpass the master, and that she needed to duel him with glowing fettucine while dramatic music plays.

Sorry, Pap. She's still not that great of a conversationalist. At least she's here, though, instead of panning your pasta on the undernet.]

[skelederp]

[That's alright as long as you're eating his masterpiece. Leans in with his big derpy skeleton grin.]

Do you enjoy it??

Tell me it's the best!

1/2

[trash0stars]

[She tries it, chewing thoughtfully.

It's lukewarm, underseasoned, there's less sauce than she's fond of, and the noodles are still a little crunchy. And yet... this was Papyrus. Even if she mostly knew him secondhand through Undyne (and, debatably, Sans), internet forums, and one really awkward jog together, she still could taste that it had as much love - actual love, not LOVE - poured into it as everything else he did.

It wasn't Mew Mew 2, sold out to the highest bidder and made as cheaply as possible to sell merch--ahem pardon her

She smiles, doing her best to make it sincere. Sincere smiles are still hard.]

It's fantastic, Papyrus. You might need to watch out or Undyne will think you're trying to se--

2/2

[trash0stars]

[Okay, she has to cut that off there. There are some lines not even trash crosses, and that's one. Pardon that choking, it's not because of the spaghetti, honest!]

--surpass her!

[Good save. Good save. #nailedit]

[whatcouldhappen]

Ooh, this looks delicious! [Everything looks good to Joy when it's food. Usually.]

Where'd you learn to cook it?

[skelederp]

Ofcourse, I am amazing at cooking!

[Gives an enthusiastic nod.]

Oh, yes, my good friend Undyne has taught me.

She is a wonderful teacher!