Sheriff Woody Pride (
pullstringcowboy) wrote in
thehouseofmouse2013-11-09 12:41 am
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The Toy Story AU Meme
The Toy Story AU Meme

Congratulations. You are a toy. No ifs ands or buts about it. You're the action figure version of yourself, you're the stuffed animal version of yourself, you're Magical Girl Barbie, you're some kind of plasticky toy version of yourself that you get in Happy Meals, no matter what you are, you are a toy. You have always been a toy and you will always be a toy. Have fun being made of stuffing and having no junk.
In the comments, describe what kind of toy you are, how long you've been with Andy/whoever your owner is (cause let's be real, Andy ain't gonna own no ponies). Scenarios that you can choose from include...
One: Birthday party
Person A is a toy already owned by the owner. Person B is new in town, fresh out of the plastic, ready to be played with.
Two: The plot of toy story 1
Person A knows full and well he's a toy. Person B actually thinks that he's Captain America, Sailor Moon, Goku, etc. etc. Have fun trying to convince him, Person A.
Three: Daycare
AAAAAAH CHILDREN. How are y'all going to survive this?
Four: Off to college
Look, we've all seen Toy Story 3, do I really need to put something here?
Five: Second hand shop
Eeep... You've been given away as a donation and wound up in a shop... What now?
Six: Wildcard
Got another Idea? Go for it.
The original(?) meme is from OVER HERE this one has some alterations from the one made HERE

Woody Pride | Toy Story
Jessie | Toy Story
King Mickey | Kingdom Hearts
Nostalgia Critic | TGWTG
Aviva | Wild Kratts
Raggedy Ann | Raggedy Ann and Andy: A Musical Adventure
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Well hey howdy hey, a new toy for Molly, huh?
The name's Woody, what's yours m'am?
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It's nice to meet you mister Woody. I'm Raggedy Ann.
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[He sat by her as he gestured.]
So I just want to let you know, that this, this is a good community have here. We all get along well, we have some great play time with the kids, great imagination. You're gonna love it here.
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[The other toys did seem very nice, for the little she said to them so far. And Molly and her brother seemed very nice too.]
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So where'd you come from originally?
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Marcella's grandmother made me, and my brother Andy. [Apparently she hadn't quiet caught the boy's name yet]
We both lived in her playroom with all her other toys. There's Topsy, and the Captain, and Grandpa and Suzie Pincushion...
[She starts looking really sad thinking about all of them.]
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[Realizing that she must have been donated, he gave a concern expression. Knowing Jessie went through something similar like her.
Holding out his hand toward her.]
... You, miss them, don't you?
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I haven't seen them in so long. She just put us all in a box and sent us away like...l-like...
[She buries her face in her mittens, the memory of how Marcella barely even looked at her as she cleaned out the playroom breaking her little candy heart]
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Oh Ann, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
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[Woody caught her as she threw her arms around him. He wrapped his arms around her in return, and gently petted her back. Giving her a small snuggle as he made quite little hush for her as he whispered.]
It's alright, it's alright, please don't cry...
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[He petted her hair as he gave a soft nod.]
Let it out then.
[Hugging her a bit closer to reassure that he's here to comfort her.]
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Slowly, she manages to ease away, sniffling and rubbing her triangle nose.]
I hope I don't seem ungrateful for your hospitaltiy, mister Woody.
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Not at all, you're in good company.
[Nodding his head toward Jessie who was distracted by Buzz.]
Jessie's been through somethin' similar, her and Bullseye used to have an old owner too.
[Tilting his eyes toward her as his smile became a bit softer.]
They've, grown to really like it here too.
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an embarrassment to the characters they're based offvery new to Andy. Actually, it was a rather accidental acquisition.]no subject
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just some random toy fun!
Sora | Kingdom Hearts
<3
Alright, Andy's gone to that study sleepover, we gotta make sure everything is in place when he retur-
[Drops the pencil and pad as he spots a certain fairy toy bouncing around the bed.]
T-TINK!!
this should be funny hehe
Oh um, Howdy there m'am, it's a pleasure to have ya join us.
Welcome to Andy's room, my name is Woody, what's yours?
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[bounce]
Woody!
[bounce]
Whatcha...
[bounce]
...doin'?
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I
Was
Just
Making
Sure
Things
Were
Doing
O-
KAY TINK-YOU'RE GETTING SPARKLES ALL OVER THE BED!!
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Eh? Oh. I'm Urd.
[she grunts as she tries pulling her foot a little more but it just isn't happening, so she sighs and stands up, hands on her hips.]
So you're the one running this place, huh? You must be vintage.
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Ah well ya, been 'round for a while. Family toy and all.
[Looks over at the pedestal she's on.]
Now um, I would offer a tour but-Do you need help moving around on that or-?
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Well howdy there! You must be one of Andy's new toys, I'm Jessie! What's your name?
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You know I can't help that, Woody! Why are you always picking on me?
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Well-I know you can't help it. But think about when Andy comes home, don't you think he's gonna wonder how sparkles got on his bed?
I mean you can get away with it fine in Molly's room, but Andy doesn't usually have anything sparkly in his room.
And I'm not picking on you!
Re: Woody Pride | Toy Story
[Slow down down, sucker. Does that Jake action figure with removable fist of destruction? That is beyond mathematical! That is, if he were actually wearing it.]
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[her big blue eyes, painted as they might be, still somehow manage to look shimmery and sad.] If you don't want me here, all you need to do is say so...
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Ah! Catch me, catch me, catch me!
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What is it Jake?
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No! No that's not it at all!
[Holds up his hand toward her.]
Of course I want you here Tink! Don't be like that, I just wanted you to be careful is all!
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You alright?
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[Gives a chuckle. Then as Urd proceed to compliment him, he began to feel himself get a little warm around his painted cheeks. He gave a modest little shrug as he grinned.]
Ahah ha, ah well you know. Just trying to help out as best I can.
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[with an offended huff, she turns her back to him, arms folded and her glittery wings slapping him in the face]
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[And THAWP covered in glitter, he gives unamused look then sighed in annoyance.]
Fine-Fine you know what fine! Do what you want, make the room sparkle!
It'll be a real dandy!
[Trying to brush all that sparkle off him now.]
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Don't they miss their old masters?