Sheriff Woody Pride (
pullstringcowboy) wrote in
thehouseofmouse2013-11-09 12:41 am
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The Toy Story AU Meme
The Toy Story AU Meme

Congratulations. You are a toy. No ifs ands or buts about it. You're the action figure version of yourself, you're the stuffed animal version of yourself, you're Magical Girl Barbie, you're some kind of plasticky toy version of yourself that you get in Happy Meals, no matter what you are, you are a toy. You have always been a toy and you will always be a toy. Have fun being made of stuffing and having no junk.
In the comments, describe what kind of toy you are, how long you've been with Andy/whoever your owner is (cause let's be real, Andy ain't gonna own no ponies). Scenarios that you can choose from include...
One: Birthday party
Person A is a toy already owned by the owner. Person B is new in town, fresh out of the plastic, ready to be played with.
Two: The plot of toy story 1
Person A knows full and well he's a toy. Person B actually thinks that he's Captain America, Sailor Moon, Goku, etc. etc. Have fun trying to convince him, Person A.
Three: Daycare
AAAAAAH CHILDREN. How are y'all going to survive this?
Four: Off to college
Look, we've all seen Toy Story 3, do I really need to put something here?
Five: Second hand shop
Eeep... You've been given away as a donation and wound up in a shop... What now?
Six: Wildcard
Got another Idea? Go for it.
The original(?) meme is from OVER HERE this one has some alterations from the one made HERE

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[The other toys did seem very nice, for the little she said to them so far. And Molly and her brother seemed very nice too.]
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So where'd you come from originally?
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Marcella's grandmother made me, and my brother Andy. [Apparently she hadn't quiet caught the boy's name yet]
We both lived in her playroom with all her other toys. There's Topsy, and the Captain, and Grandpa and Suzie Pincushion...
[She starts looking really sad thinking about all of them.]
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[Realizing that she must have been donated, he gave a concern expression. Knowing Jessie went through something similar like her.
Holding out his hand toward her.]
... You, miss them, don't you?
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I haven't seen them in so long. She just put us all in a box and sent us away like...l-like...
[She buries her face in her mittens, the memory of how Marcella barely even looked at her as she cleaned out the playroom breaking her little candy heart]
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Oh Ann, I'm sorry, I didn't know.
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[Woody caught her as she threw her arms around him. He wrapped his arms around her in return, and gently petted her back. Giving her a small snuggle as he made quite little hush for her as he whispered.]
It's alright, it's alright, please don't cry...
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[He petted her hair as he gave a soft nod.]
Let it out then.
[Hugging her a bit closer to reassure that he's here to comfort her.]
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Slowly, she manages to ease away, sniffling and rubbing her triangle nose.]
I hope I don't seem ungrateful for your hospitaltiy, mister Woody.
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Not at all, you're in good company.
[Nodding his head toward Jessie who was distracted by Buzz.]
Jessie's been through somethin' similar, her and Bullseye used to have an old owner too.
[Tilting his eyes toward her as his smile became a bit softer.]
They've, grown to really like it here too.
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Don't they miss their old masters?