Valentines Day Drinks Disastor

[notalltheremyself]

It's Valentines Day at the House of Mouse, the place is bustling during the holiday full of hearts, candy, and lovey dovey cheesy nonsense. Romantic music playing, with the dance floor open to all types of couples and friends. Things like chocolates and candys scattered about different tables.

But the most the one thing people seems to be stirring up a lot of people is the bar. Except one things seems to be a miss. It appears a certain Cheshire Cat has been messing with the drinks behind our poor bartender's back. Will this be the end of him as he tries to fix this hilarious catastrophy?

Well let's not waste anymore time! Let's create some great Valentines Day chaos! Pick a drink you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you!

Or just use the Random Number Generator to pick!

1.) Lovers Moon - Causes the drinker to spontaneously fall in love with the first person they see.

2.) Strawberry Shortcake Pocky Sundae - Causes the drinker to have the urge to kiss the nearest person next to them.

3.) Blue Lagoon - Causes the drinker to suddenly be a smooth talker, very cool and seductive. My oh my.

4.) Rum Cream - Causes the drinker to be very sweet and loving, they even have the desire to cuddle and hug you.

5.) Cherry Bomb - Causes the drinker to suddenly be turning a brilliant shade of red, they seem they can't help but blush around you. Because, well they seriously can't help it.

6.) Shirley Temple - Causes the drinker to have the desire want to dance. You just gotta dance man!

7.) Grasshopper - Causes the drinker to have the case of the hiccups that changes them into different types of animal. Every time they hiccup they turn into a different species.

8.) Irish Coffee - Causes the drinker the need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

9.) Jerry Lewis & Dean Martini - At first sip seems calm and even cool to the touch, but then you start dRINKING THE REST BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS THING WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK AND SCREAM YOUR SENTENCES?? WAHAY LADAYYY!!1

10.) Mudslide - Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

11.) Pinot Noir - This wine will cause the drinker to go on long Shakespeare like romantic sonnets or at the very least over-top-dramatic performance displays of love toward their nearest person

12.) Merlot - This wine will cause the drinker to only speak with lies.

13.) Cabernet Sauvignon - This wine will cause the drinker to only speak the truth.

14.) Cream Sherry - This wine, to start hiccuping pink bubbles. They should also be careful not over-indulge as it may cause them to hallucinate elephant dream sequences.

15.) Sangria - This wine causes the drinker the sudden urge to glomp to closest person. Snuggles times!

Have fun~!