Valentines Day Drinks Disastor

[notalltheremyself]

It's Valentines Day at the House of Mouse, the place is bustling during the holiday full of hearts, candy, and lovey dovey cheesy nonsense. Romantic music playing, with the dance floor open to all types of couples and friends. Things like chocolates and candys scattered about different tables.

But the most the one thing people seems to be stirring up a lot of people is the bar. Except one things seems to be a miss. It appears a certain Cheshire Cat has been messing with the drinks behind our poor bartender's back. Will this be the end of him as he tries to fix this hilarious catastrophy?

Well let's not waste anymore time! Let's create some great Valentines Day chaos! Pick a drink you'd like to see your muse affected by! Have others choose for you!

Or just use the Random Number Generator to pick!

1.) Lovers Moon - Causes the drinker to spontaneously fall in love with the first person they see.

2.) Strawberry Shortcake Pocky Sundae - Causes the drinker to have the urge to kiss the nearest person next to them.

3.) Blue Lagoon - Causes the drinker to suddenly be a smooth talker, very cool and seductive. My oh my.

4.) Rum Cream - Causes the drinker to be very sweet and loving, they even have the desire to cuddle and hug you.

5.) Cherry Bomb - Causes the drinker to suddenly be turning a brilliant shade of red, they seem they can't help but blush around you. Because, well they seriously can't help it.

6.) Shirley Temple - Causes the drinker to have the desire want to dance. You just gotta dance man!

7.) Grasshopper - Causes the drinker to have the case of the hiccups that changes them into different types of animal. Every time they hiccup they turn into a different species.

8.) Irish Coffee - Causes the drinker the need to express everything in the form of a song! It might be a song you already know, or you might find you've got a hidden talent for lyrics!

9.) Jerry Lewis & Dean Martini - At first sip seems calm and even cool to the touch, but then you start dRINKING THE REST BUT WHAT ABOUT THIS THING WHEN IT MAKES YOU TALK IN CAPSLOCK AND SCREAM YOUR SENTENCES?? WAHAY LADAYYY!!1

10.) Mudslide - Causes the drinker to suffer severe delusions. They might just start to think they're the Queen of England, or a tree, or any number of things. I suggest you take videos for posterity and blackmail.

11.) Pinot Noir - This wine will cause the drinker to go on long Shakespeare like romantic sonnets or at the very least over-top-dramatic performance displays of love toward their nearest person

12.) Merlot - This wine will cause the drinker to only speak with lies.

13.) Cabernet Sauvignon - This wine will cause the drinker to only speak the truth.

14.) Cream Sherry - This wine, to start hiccuping pink bubbles. They should also be careful not over-indulge as it may cause them to hallucinate elephant dream sequences.

15.) Sangria - This wine causes the drinker the sudden urge to glomp to closest person. Snuggles times!

Have fun~!

Comments

Dominic | Video Game Confessions

[sweartoit]

[Oh gawd he is so fired...]

King Mickey | Kingdom Hearts

[kingdomkeyd]

[Oh no, not again...]

Cheshire Cat | Alice in Wonderland

[notalltheremyself]

[TROLOLOL]

Lea | Kingdom Hearts

[aftertheflame]

[skysmirror]

[Xion wasn't quite sure why a Shirley Temple was the only drink on the list she could have, but it looked nice enough. Now to find somebody she knew...Taking a sip as she looked around, she spotted a familiar face.]

Hi Lea.

Aviva | Wild Kratts

[bratt_brothers_no]

6 Because the RNG apparently thought 7 would be too "normal" *shot*

[the_lion_roller]

[Martin was happy to play the designated driver (or "walker" as the case was likely to be) at this shindig. He was ever one to turn down the free chocolate that tended to come with Valentine's Day and it was fun to hang out with friends at a party. Picking up a Shirley Temple from the bar, he weaved his way through the crowd, scanning above the heads of the other party-goers for his crewbies.

Spotting Aviva, he gave an enthusiastic wave and made his way over to the table she sat at, grinning widely.]

Some party, hah, Aviva?

Lina Inverse | Slayers

[dragu_slave]

Wolf | 10th Kingdom

[scentacrosstime]

Nostalgia Critic | TGWTG

[explain_movie]

Iron Liz | Atop the Fourth Wall

[punsofiron]

10

[explain_movie]

[Gives a groan as he sat at the bar. Chick was suppose to be here an hour ago. Damn it, dumped again. Should have figured... Might as well drink this Mudslide.]

[punsofiron]

[God damn it Linkara ditched her again. Probably polishing his cybermats or something ridiculous like that. Why did she bother trying to have a Valentine's date again?

She sighed and slinked to the bar. A quick beer shouldn't hurt her this time. But then she glanced over at her company and mentally facepalmed.]

We've gotta stop meeting like this.

[explain_movie]

[Gives a sigh as looked toward her.]

Seems like Chick and Linkara got somethin' in common with us.

[Sips his Mudslide.]

Maybe if I put a post-it note on her forehead while she's asleep she'll remember to come over... Come over...

... Over...

[He looked toward the bar, his eyes fixated, he looked rather... Spacey.]

[punsofiron]

Chick and Linkara? That's a scary comparison to make.

...

Critic? You okay there?

Tulio | Road to El Dorado

[headwall]

8.

[whitescalesbigmouth]

[Yay Valentine's day. What could be better? I know! Tulio should definitely let Saft try out another one of those cocktail type things because that worked out SO well for them both the last time she was under the influence of alcohol.]

90s Kid | Atop the Fourth Wall

[liefeldisgod]

[this will end badly]

6

[oatmealucrazy]

[Is on a date with her darling, 90s Kid. She giggles as she receives her Shirley Temple drink. She began to sip a little as her foot started tapping away to the music without her noticing.]

[liefeldisgod]

This place is awesome, babe! How'd you find it?

[He hasn't noticed anything odd about her yet, he's still looking over the menu between smiles her way.]

[oatmealucrazy]

[Smiles brightly. Slowly her little tap dances got more and more intense as she blabbed away.]

Oh I was hearing some recommendations one day! And then I saw all these penguins and I was like. What are all these penguins doing? And they were waddling into this Club. And I'm like whooooa! And I just loved everything around here's it's absolutely cute! And they even have this bar and they do all this fun stuff during holidays.

[Her booty starts moving around in her seat as he feet continued to dance.]

Also, boy is the room shaking a bit?

[liefeldisgod]

Wha?

Huh. The table is shaking a little. What's up with that?

Ziddlerfloss | Nostalgia Critic's Moulin Rouge review

[wordtoyourmere]

[How could you even tell if he's drinking?]

3

[explain_movie]

[He comes over with a new drink. Something was weird with the other one. He sat next to Brentalfloss.]

Hey Brent, enjoying chocolate-indulging-getting-drunk day?

[wordtoyourmere]

I am now that you're here.

[Wink]

[explain_movie]

[Gives an eye roll.]

Yea yea, I guess it's better to be here with someone who likes me anyway.

[Sips his drink, then gives a couple more sips. Clear his throat as his voice seemed to go a bit deep. As he lifts his brow toward him.]

Which is quite dandy indeed~

[... Looks at himself a bit weird, but sips the drink more anyway.]

[wordtoyourmere]

[That gets a raised eyebrow. Critic's balls suddenly dropping?]