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Ermahgerd Its Dah Cinema Snob

[Snob was lounging in one of the chairs. Not really caring what was going on really. He was really just thankful Eden liked him well enough that he was earned a Crystal Pepsi drink. Glances casually to the cartoon they were playing, meh, he prefers some of the more controversial ones himself. But since this was a family place, guess it might be understandable the content won't be so questionable.

Either way, he seems rather bored, shall you disturb him?]

((OOC: TGWTG universe or Demon.EXE universe welcome, just specify which one you want to do.))

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You!

Yeah, you. Up, up, up! [He makes a shooing motion.] Ándale!

[Snob looking around, scrunches his nose up at the little creature thing.]

The hell-?

No, I ain't gonna move you... You...

Small... Red-head... Talking... Thing...

... The hell are you anyway?

.

The guy whose rump outta be on that seat. That's my spot there, pal.

Who says?

I see no reservation sign, or a name.

How can it be your "spot".

Reach under the seat.

[There may or may not be some bugs stored under it]

[Liz is thankful that she can conceal her weapons via hammerspace. She doesn't want to stay inconspicuous at the expense of her safety. She scours the lounge, not seeing anything or anyone in particular until she notices Snob in the corner, whom she approaches and wordlessly sidles over into the seat next to him.]

Didn't expect I'd find you here.

[Lifts his eyebrow as he reaches underneath the cushion. SQUISH.

His eyes go wide, as he pulls out his hand that now have grubs crawling on him. He gave a very distinct disgusted yelp.]

EYUUGGGGGGGH!!

[Flails his arms as he shakes off the bugs.]

Oh JESUS, what the hell, why did you put BUGS in there?!!

[Noticing Liz as soon as she got into the seat next to him, lifting his brow. But giving a welcoming nod. As he tail gave a slight swish, sipping his drink.]

Hm yea, let's just say a I know a gal who can get me some good Crystal Pepsi and she happens to work here.

I'll be able to stand the cutesyness of this place for as long as I still got this drink.

[Glances over.]

Hadn't expect you either though I gotta say.

Just hanging out?

[Him and his crystal pepsi. At least he wasn't an alcoholic like the Critic. At his question though, she gives him a slight frown.]

As if I ever get a chance to just relax.

It's business as usual.

Really? Trails back to here huh?

[Rubs his chin.]

Mmmm, gotta say it's always the place where you least expect it.

Sorry to hear though, got any good leads?

Across the street, actually. But since this is the hottest place to hang out around here I thought I'd at least take a look.

[She lowers her voice slightly - this place probably couldn't use bad publicity talking about murder.]

This poor girl was ripped to shreds. I didn't see any fangs, but there was plenty of wreckage of a romantic dinner or something, so my guess is either werewolf...or incubus.

[Her expression isn't accusatory, thankfully. Just concerned.]

[Nods, leans forward slightly to listen. Gives a sigh as rubs his forehead.]

Look I'm in the clear.

I have nothing to do with that.

Also, it's most likely a werewolf, most incubus are interested in love and nothing else. Hell, most of us are like modern hippies, it's extremely doubtful.

I like to think I know you well enough to assume it wasn't you, for sure.

But you're all I've got for clues right now. You haven't heard anything from the grapevine?

[Looks down as he tried to think.]

Hmm, can't say I have sorry to say.

All I heard about honestly is chaotic stuff.

[She sighs and curses under her breath, slumping onto her hand.]

How does a guy just shred somebody and disappear without a trace? He'd have to be a sight.

[Rubs his chin.]

Must have been.

All I can think of is the guy must be afflicted with that chaotic power we had to fight years ago.

[Liz sighs again.]

If that's what this is building up to then we may be screwed...there's no way in hell I'm ready to face something like that.

I really hope not. It's bad enough we got the memory eaters back, I don't want to face more assholes on top of it.

[Gives a sigh as he put his hand on Liz's shoulder to reassure her.]

Look, if there's one thing that's certain is you're not alone. If there's one thing Luke taught me, is that we're all together as a team. At least when we know we need one another.

You're not alone.

I can't ask that of you guys. I already almost lost him to them...I'm not losing anyone again.

[Her ears slowly sag and she closes her eyes, subtly clenching a fist around a napkin she'd been fiddling with. It still breaks her heart to think about Linkara staring blankly at her, not even knowing her name.]

[Snob looked down, it kinda hurt to think about himself. Especially because he knew he came so close to going out. Gives a sigh.]

All we can do is just be on the look out for now.

The least I can do is let you know if anything suspicious pops up.

We defeat them before, we know at least what to expect. So that helps a little.

I hope you're right...

[After a moment she takes a slow breath, and he can probably feel the tension attempting to release from her shoulder.]

Thanks Snob...

[Pats her shoulder with ease.]

Anytime.

[Looks to the side.]

Want me to buy you a drink while you're here?

I guess I may as well...I need to clear my head.

[Yup, that was pretty much the reaction he was expecting. He rolls his eyes.] You never know long service is gonna take in a place like this. I mean, have you seen how many folks they got runnin' around in here?

They're lucky there ain't any critics around.

Uhhh, yea. No critics huh?

[Adjusts his glasses.]

You don't know who I am do you?

The janitor?

...

Yea.

Because all janitors dress up in a nice black suit when they mop up the floor.

I'm a CRITIC, you moron!

Edited 2014-08-10 05:57 (UTC)

Janitors get vacation too. At least, I'd hope that's in the contract. The mouse of the house wouldn't withhold that... I think.

What-No! I just told you what I am!

I'm a Critic, NOT a janitor!

Is sarcasm a foreign on concept to you?

Oh, I'm plenty familiar with that. The question is whether you can actually prove you're a critic.

Yea.

I've got a whole website with a bunch of videos of me critiquing movies-... Wait does a meerkat even HAVE a computer?

I didn't peg you as an Araneae kind of guy. [Web sites make sense. They're a specific location which has a lot of spider webs. However, he's completely baffled by videos, movies and computers. Now you're talking another language]

Arane-?

No no, not THAT kinda web!

Websites are the things you go to while you're on a computer-You know, the things humans stare at for long periods of time.

Uhhhh...

[No, he does not know.]

[Gives a sigh. As points up at the big screen showing a cartoon.]

You see that screen up showing that cartoon? The moving picture?

Yeah, what about the cartoon?

I'm more talking about the screen that's showing the cartoon.

That whole machine there is called Television, while a computer is more complex it basically does a same function as the tv does and can pull up things for you to watch on it.

Such as my reviews.

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Demons.exe version, just dun have icons/account yet :3

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sorry wrong grump

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