Ermahgerd Its Dah Cinema Snob

[allthecrystalpepsi]

[Snob was lounging in one of the chairs. Not really caring what was going on really. He was really just thankful Eden liked him well enough that he was earned a Crystal Pepsi drink. Glances casually to the cartoon they were playing, meh, he prefers some of the more controversial ones himself. But since this was a family place, guess it might be understandable the content won't be so questionable.

Either way, he seems rather bored, shall you disturb him?]

((OOC: TGWTG universe or Demon.EXE universe welcome, just specify which one you want to do.))

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[cowardly_hero]

Reach under the seat.

[There may or may not be some bugs stored under it]

[allthecrystalpepsi]

[Lifts his eyebrow as he reaches underneath the cushion. SQUISH.

His eyes go wide, as he pulls out his hand that now have grubs crawling on him. He gave a very distinct disgusted yelp.]

EYUUGGGGGGGH!!

[Flails his arms as he shakes off the bugs.]

Oh JESUS, what the hell, why did you put BUGS in there?!!

[cowardly_hero]

[Yup, that was pretty much the reaction he was expecting. He rolls his eyes.] You never know long service is gonna take in a place like this. I mean, have you seen how many folks they got runnin' around in here?

They're lucky there ain't any critics around.

[allthecrystalpepsi]

Uhhh, yea. No critics huh?

[Adjusts his glasses.]

You don't know who I am do you?

[cowardly_hero]

The janitor?

1/2

[allthecrystalpepsi]

...

Yea.

Because all janitors dress up in a nice black suit when they mop up the floor.

2/2

[allthecrystalpepsi]

I'm a CRITIC, you moron!

[cowardly_hero]

Janitors get vacation too. At least, I'd hope that's in the contract. The mouse of the house wouldn't withhold that... I think.

[allthecrystalpepsi]

What-No! I just told you what I am!

I'm a Critic, NOT a janitor!

Is sarcasm a foreign on concept to you?

[cowardly_hero]

Oh, I'm plenty familiar with that. The question is whether you can actually prove you're a critic.

[allthecrystalpepsi]

Yea.

I've got a whole website with a bunch of videos of me critiquing movies-... Wait does a meerkat even HAVE a computer?

[cowardly_hero]

I didn't peg you as an Araneae kind of guy. [Web sites make sense. They're a specific location which has a lot of spider webs. However, he's completely baffled by videos, movies and computers. Now you're talking another language]

[allthecrystalpepsi]

Arane-?

No no, not THAT kinda web!

Websites are the things you go to while you're on a computer-You know, the things humans stare at for long periods of time.

[cowardly_hero]

Uhhhh...

[No, he does not know.]

[allthecrystalpepsi]

[Gives a sigh. As points up at the big screen showing a cartoon.]

You see that screen up showing that cartoon? The moving picture?

sorry wrong grump

[cowardly_hero]

Yeah, what about the cartoon?

xD

[allthecrystalpepsi]

I'm more talking about the screen that's showing the cartoon.

That whole machine there is called Television, while a computer is more complex it basically does a same function as the tv does and can pull up things for you to watch on it.

Such as my reviews.