A Dorkan-I mean Orkan visits the House of Mouse

[nanunanu]

[Mork danced his way through the hall, humming a tune to himself, before gliding himself over to the old fashion phone. Picking it up, spinning the dial telepathically in the air with his finger. Waiting for the answer, before he started to speak to his mun.]

Mun! That's what I'm suppose to call ya right?

[Gives a chuckle.]

Yea, yea. So what's to do around Mouse of House-Oh wait, House of Mouse, pardon idiot moi.

[Listens more.]

Ahuh, ahuh... Mingle? But it's not Christmas. ... Oh mingle as in ahhh, talk with others, okay-but... Well, wait if they don't like me, I mean sometimes it's-? ...Alright, I'll see what I can do. Till next time, nanu nanu.

[Hangs up as he strolled back into the dining area, putting his hands in his pockets looking around with a smile.]

Now let's see, I could sit at a table or... I'd head to the bar but the last time I had a ginger ale I got really ork-faced...

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[spontaneouscombustion]

[Oh, look, a pink pony!]

Hey, there! My name's Pinkie Pie!

[nanunanu]

[Looks around expecting a human, but instead it was talking pink pony. Eh, doesn't surprise him that much though he gives an pleasant surprised "Ah."]

Someone to greet! Although I was expecting a two legged form, but a cotton candy pony shall do as well.

[Gives a smile as he greeted her.]

Nanu nanu, Pinkie Pie! I am Mork!

[spontaneouscombustion]

Oh, I can be a human too, if you want!

[And bam, instant cotton candy girl! Complete with hand shaking action, even.]

Nice to meet you, Mork!

[nanunanu]

[Wide eyes, at that poof.]

YAWOOOZAH!

[Then grins more in delight.]

What other tricks can you do?

Me-Watch I can turn Green.

[Waves hand in front of his face, vwoop, green face.]

See?

[Hands waves back, vwoop, goes back to a normal pale face.]

[spontaneouscombustion]

[Her own eyes widen in delight at the trick.]

Oh, wow, cool~!

So is there a white you and a green you, then?

[nanunanu]

There's also a red one, but that's for Christmas time.

[Smiles.]

So where are you from? Are you from another planet as well?

[spontaneouscombustion]

Nooot quite! See, my franchise has TWO versions of my: the main me is an earth pony living in Equestria, while ANOTHER me is a human high school girl living in a place that's kinda like Munny's earth but with a little more magic and stuff!

And since Munny uses icons from BOTH mes, and plays me as a human OR a pony, I can shift my shape a little!

[nanunanu]

Oooooh, Alternative Universes. Reminds me of the time I went into an Alternative Universe, got shrunk into a tinnnnyyy tiny molecule and wham bam thank you m'am I was in another world!

There was an alternative version of my friend Mindy there too, her name was Mandy! Oh was she just as sweet as her.

Although my friend Exidor wounded up being a villain in that world, but I digress.

Fascinating concept! I wonder what type of pony I would look like if I was one.

[spontaneouscombustion]

Ooh! Probably a unicorn, with all the fancy alien stuff you can do! Or maybe you'd be a completely DIFFERENT type of pony nopony's ever seen before! Oh, wow, that would be SO COOL~!

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Osaka isn't terribly good at mingling either. It's not easy, approaching strangers, and usually she can enjoy herself plenty just by watching them. One such stranger, though, a particularly brightly-colored one, has caught her attention, and she's not terribly good at not staring, either...]

[nanunanu]

[He looks around noticing a young girl staring at him. Looks around awkwardly, yup seems like she staring at him. Welp, might as well make acquatainces, holds up his hand to greet her in the normal orkan fashion.]

Nanu nanu.

[fuhgottaboutit]

[Oh! Whoops, he has noticed her. She kind of spaced out there for a second. But... what was that he said? It almost even sounded like Japanese...]

Nanu... nanja?

[nanunanu]

Nanu nanu.

[Smiles politely.]

It's a greeting where I come from, it means hello. We also say it when we say goodbye, but I'm saying hello right now.

Nanu nanu!

[fuhgottaboutit]

Oh! I get it. [Now that she knows what it means, that's positively delightful! Osaka smiles brightly.] Nanu nanu, too!

[nanunanu]

[Gives a big grin a proper greeting! Now we're getting somewhere.]

Now that we have said hello, I will introduce myself.

My name is Mork, what is yours?

[fuhgottaboutit]

Everybody calls me Osaka. [She bows, though she's still sitting down.] Nice to meet'cha!

[nanunanu]

Pleasure to meet you Osaka!

[Watches her bow, gives a curious "Ah?" as he awkwardly does a bow back. Grinning.]

Interesting form of greeting, kinda fun. Bit of a head rush if you go really quick too.

So are you dining here? I see you are sitting at a table.

[kolus]

Who are you kidding? A guy like you deserves the best! And what better way to announce that you're the best than with the best table in the house! [Beat] of Mouse.

Ahem! That's right, I've got the perfect table with you're name on it, pal. And it can be yours for the low price of ten... hundred dollars.

[nanunanu]

A guy like me?

[Gives a big smile, oh he feels like a special little alien already! As he listened to man, he glanced around in gesture.]

Oh that, much huh?

Well let's see.

[Reaches into his pocket, realizing how empty it was, meagerly pulls out a dime.]

... I got 10 cents?

[kolus]

... that's it?

Let me guess: rode your bike here too?

[nanunanu]

Close! I took the midnight train!

It was suppose to go "anywhere", but I winded up here instead.

I think it's a nice exchange though.

[kolus]

Yeah, lets not turn this into karaoke. You do not want to hear this voice sing. Trust me.

Not a penny to your name, huh?

[nanunanu]

Oh I’m sure it’s not that bad!

[Tilts his head.]

Penny? Oh no, my name isn’t Penny. It’s Mork!

[Holds out his hand in usual Spock-shake-hands like gesture.]

Nanu nanu!

[kolus]

...

[He looks blankly at Mork in typical Grunkle like nature. Great, another weird little lunchables eating man-child, just what the world needs more of.] Tell me you're not related to Soos.

[nanunanu]

No, who’s that?

Is that the physician who wants kids to eat green eggs and ham?