Remembers It So You Don't Have To

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[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…

[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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[liefeldisgod]

[HI CRITIC YOU WANT A KID IN SHADES AND A BACKWARDS CAP INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE? YES? WELL HERE HE IS THROWING AN ARM AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS!]

Hey, aren't you that dude? Y'know, that dude Linkara's always bitchin' about?

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Oh hey 90s Kid.

Ya ya, the Bum told me about how you guys had a fun time at a con and I quote "Oh my gawd, this is the best convention I've ever seen in my life."

[liefeldisgod]

AWW DUDE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE! I totally got to hug a guy cosplaying as Cable! And Rob Liefeld signed my one-of-a-kind Bloodgun action figure!

That was the greatest moment of my life, man. [Ascuse him he has something in his eye.]

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[Eyerolls.]

Sure it was a blast.

[Gives a snort.]

Really? The greatest moment in your life was getting an autograph by Rob Liefeld?

[Why is he not surprised?]

[liefeldisgod]

CHYA! He totally defined the comic book industry, man! When Image Comics was in its renaissance...RIGHT WHEN IT STARTED!

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Pfffft, right.

[All the eyerolling.]

And ten foot tall legs to go with it.

[liefeldisgod]

I KNOW RIGHT?

[Sarcasm? What's sarcasm?]

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Right.

[And helloooo facepalm.]

[liefeldisgod]

[Hey, Linkara makes that face a lot.]

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[Rubs his forehead, and looks at 90s Kid. Giving a sigh.]

Ugh. Something tells me I should go order some drinks at the bar over there.

[Me thinks me might need them.]