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Remembers It So You Don't Have To

[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…

[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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[WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO BE THE MICKEY MASCOT?

Excuse Ren as he hates his life forever.]

[Walks over, giving a goofy smile.]

Well hey there Mickey, kids not hanging all over you too soon for autographs are they?

They better not, my shift ends in twelve minutes!

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[This face, this face forever]

...

[Stares at the kid.]

[Stares back]

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Did someone mention Disney?

[Gives a gasp.]

OH MY GAWD! IT'S GENIE!

...

[Then makes a face. Wait-Not sure if want.]

It's-a-me! Genie!

Genie

OMG LOL

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[Sora's exploring around here, too!]

Huh, I wonder if the King's around here?

[Looks down over to the kid, eye brows raised curiously.]

The King? There's a King around here?

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[Liz just happened to find this place and is chilling at a table with some fine wine and a shrimp platter when she notices a familiar balding douche in a tie.]

Ohhai Critic.

Liz! You're here too!

Hey isn't this awesome? We're at mother fucking Downtown Disney, how cool is that?

Boy, we should TOTALLY get some drink at the bar or something!

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[Don't mind him, just passing through. Totally no cute little flame flicks when a sign caught his attention either.]

[Walks over by him. Looks out his outfit.]

Wow, hey that's a cool costume kid.

Who are you dressed up as?

orz

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[HI CRITIC YOU WANT A KID IN SHADES AND A BACKWARDS CAP INVADING YOUR PERSONAL SPACE? YES? WELL HERE HE IS THROWING AN ARM AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS!]

Hey, aren't you that dude? Y'know, that dude Linkara's always bitchin' about?

Oh hey 90s Kid.

Ya ya, the Bum told me about how you guys had a fun time at a con and I quote "Oh my gawd, this is the best convention I've ever seen in my life."

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[How did Saria get here oh God she's so lost and having trouble trying not to get underfoot. And she just stumbled into you, Critic.]

Oof! Oh! Oh, I'm so sorry!

[Is stumbled upon turns around to see who bumped into him, was about to say "HEY WATCH IT", but notices it's just a kid.]

HE-Huh? Oh, hey it's no problem.

You lost or something?

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[Penguins and mouse ears and big muscular stallions, oh my!

Seriously though, Big Macintosh has no idea how he got here, he was just trying to deliver some goods to Sugar Cube Corner and stumbled into a pothole or something. He's just standing around taking everything in.]

[Looks over

...

...

Is that a red pony? Wait-My Little Pon-... That's not Disney, is it?]

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[Pinkie Pie. Disney.]

[PINKIE PIE.]

[DISNEY.]

[Sorry Critic, but a screaming pink blur just crashed into your table. On closer inspection, it appears to be a pony tangled in flying carpet, all of which is covered in cookie crumbs.]

[fghsfjkahgsgjbrskghakwehrkeaghr-Annnnnd the Critic found himself flying into the air, with table turned over. Flowers and cups on top of him, along with the table it self.

FLAILING, he pushed the table off him, and stood up flower drooping over his hat. Looking no where NEAR amused.]

WHO THE HELL THOUGHT IT BE A GOOD IDEA TO TAKE FUCKING FLYING CARPET LESSONS NA-

... Da...

... Fu...

... Ck...?

[Staaaaares down at the pink fluffy pony. Critic meet Pinkie, Pinkie meet Critic.]

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