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Nostalgia Critic ([personal profile] explain_movie) wrote in [community profile] thehouseofmouse2012-05-31 12:33 am
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Remembers It So You Don't Have To

[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…

[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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pectoralmutt: (B|)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO BE THE MICKEY MASCOT?

Excuse Ren as he hates his life forever.]
beforethemoon: (side-eyes)

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-05-31 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[This face, this face forever]
explain_movie: (Oho What Have We Here~)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Walks over, giving a goofy smile.]

Well hey there Mickey, kids not hanging all over you too soon for autographs are they?
explain_movie: (Wha...)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:44 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Stares at the kid.]
beforethemoon: (Frown)

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-05-31 04:47 am (UTC)(link)
[Stares back]
pectoralmutt: (Deadpan)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
They better not, my shift ends in twelve minutes!
ittybittyspace: (DID SOMEBODY MENTION PORN?!?!)

[personal profile] ittybittyspace 2012-05-31 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
Did someone mention Disney?
explain_movie: (Side Eyes <<)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeesh, how long have you been in that costume?
explain_movie: (Side Eyes <<)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Waves his hand in front of him. Then pokes him, is this kid real?]
beforethemoon: (12)

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-05-31 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
Don't touch me.
pectoralmutt: (What IS it?!)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
TWO WEEKS!

[Takes off mask.]


TWO WEEKS. I HAD TO EAT THE STUFFING.
explain_movie: (BEST FUCKING THING EVEH)

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[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Gives a gasp.]

OH MY GAWD! IT'S GENIE!
explain_movie: (Wha...)

2/2

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:54 am (UTC)(link)
...

[Then makes a face. Wait-Not sure if want.]
explain_movie: (NOOOOOOOES)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHH AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO YOUR FACE!!!
explain_movie: (Bwuh?)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
[Jumps back a bit.]

HOLY CRAP! IT TALKS!!
beforethemoon: (Frown)

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-05-31 04:58 am (UTC)(link)
[This face forever]
pectoralmutt: (Naked rage)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
YOU FOOL I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS FACE!
optimistickey: (Interested - Ooooooh)

[personal profile] optimistickey 2012-05-31 05:02 am (UTC)(link)
[Sora's exploring around here, too!]

Huh, I wonder if the King's around here?
explain_movie: (Side Eyes <<)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:03 am (UTC)(link)
Wait-Kid, what's with dull look?

Did someone stole your churro or something?
explain_movie: (Wha...)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Wait...

[Gives a closer look.]

Ren? From Ren and Stimpy?
beforethemoon: (Annoyed)

[personal profile] beforethemoon 2012-05-31 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
My... churro?
pectoralmutt: (Let me end the farce)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, someone knows who he is.]

...how do you know me? You been putting cameras in my dairy?
explain_movie: (Bwuh?)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Looks down over to the kid, eye brows raised curiously.]

The King? There's a King around here?
explain_movie: (The Fu?)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
No I just I used to-Hey. Wait-Did you loose your job at Nickelodeon or something?

What are you doing here?
explain_movie: (SHUDDUP)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well why else wouldja look annoyed at everything around you at the "happiest place on earth"?
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