Nostalgia Critic (
explain_movie) wrote in
thehouseofmouse2012-05-31 12:33 am
Remembers It So You Don't Have To
[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]
Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!
[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]
I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!
[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]
Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
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[Gives a big smile.]
CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!
Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!
[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]
I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!
[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]
Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…
[Gives a big smile.]
CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

I blaaaaaame yooooouuuuuu </Tulio>
Seriously though, Big Macintosh has no idea how he got here, he was just trying to deliver some goods to Sugar Cube Corner and stumbled into a pothole or something. He's just standing around taking everything in.]
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Is that a red pony? Wait-My Little Pon-... That's not Disney, is it?]
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Also Big Mac totally senses Critic staring and looks his way.]
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[Points.]
Aren't you... You're Big Mac, right?
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[How do know that? AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD FOR THIS SHOW SIR?]
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Well now wait-What are you doing here?
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Big Mac just looks around with what could be construed as a pony-shrug. He doesn't really know what he's doing here.]
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Oh well that's great.
I think this place just got weirder
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And a bit more girly.]no subject
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Please, he's the manliest stallion in all of Equestria.]no subject
[Rubbing forehead, definitely will need a couple of rounds of tequila after this.]