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Nostalgia Critic ([personal profile] explain_movie) wrote in [community profile] thehouseofmouse2012-05-31 12:33 am
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Remembers It So You Don't Have To

[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…

[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!
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explain_movie: (Side Eyes <<)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeesh, how long have you been in that costume?
pectoralmutt: (What IS it?!)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
TWO WEEKS!

[Takes off mask.]


TWO WEEKS. I HAD TO EAT THE STUFFING.
explain_movie: (NOOOOOOOES)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 04:55 am (UTC)(link)
AHHHH AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO YOUR FACE!!!
pectoralmutt: (Naked rage)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
YOU FOOL I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS FACE!
explain_movie: (Wha...)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Wait...

[Gives a closer look.]

Ren? From Ren and Stimpy?
pectoralmutt: (Let me end the farce)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
[What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, someone knows who he is.]

...how do you know me? You been putting cameras in my dairy?
explain_movie: (The Fu?)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
No I just I used to-Hey. Wait-Did you loose your job at Nickelodeon or something?

What are you doing here?
pectoralmutt: (Lemme tell you why that's bullshit)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
Have you read the news, pal? The economy's crap! I take what job I can get!
explain_movie: (Does Have a Heart Afterall)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, that totally sucks balls.

Hope ya can stay afloat.
pectoralmutt: (You FOOL)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh sure, I stay afloat, afloat on the garbage tunnel that's my home.

But hey! I get all the free merchandise I want!

All the free...merchandise...

[Uh oh he's losing it.]
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[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
Uh oh, I know where this is going...
explain_movie: (WHERE DA TOILET PAPER GO)

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[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
Hey! Hey! It's ok!

Things are looking better! Really, just give it more time, everything will be alright Ren!

You want me to buy you a drink? Hey! I'll buy you a drink!
pectoralmutt: (I'm so ANGRY)

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[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
merchandise...
pectoralmutt: (Just broke into your house)

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[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 05:41 am (UTC)(link)
--did you say drink? Why sure!
explain_movie: (Awesome Faec)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
Sure hey! Come on!

We'll get some beer or something! You like beer right?
pectoralmutt: (NATURE)

[personal profile] pectoralmutt 2012-05-31 07:52 am (UTC)(link)
Actually I want something stronger.
explain_movie: (BTW)

[personal profile] explain_movie 2012-05-31 07:57 am (UTC)(link)
You mean, like a martini or a cosmo or just straight up... Tequila or something?
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