Remembers It So You Don't Have To

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[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
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[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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I dunno, that kind of man? [Pinkie waves to a friend on the other side of the room.]

And I said I was sorry about the table. What were you eating? Do you want a cupcake instead?

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[Rolls eyes toward Genie.]

THAT DOES COUUUNT!

[Folding his arms, in a kinda hmph.]

I was having a drink! You owe me a dri-Wait you're not even of age for that stuff are you? You know what-Forget it, forget it, just-Get me one of those smoothies or something!

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Okie-dokie-lokie!

[Pinkie produces a smoothie out of...somewhere behind her. Then she pulls out a pair of milkshakes for herself and the carpet.] There you go! So what's your name? Mine's Pinkie Pie, and this is Baron Carpet von Turkenstein! Just Carpet to his friends!

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[Eyes widens a bit as she produces the drink out of nowhere. Well hey-Free drink, who cares? He takes the drink from Pinkie as lifts his eyebrows at the names.]

Huh, Didn't know that was Carpet's full name.

Anyway I'm the Nostalgia Critic, Pinks, don't mind if I call ya that do ya? So what flavor is this smoothie?

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Well, I'm pretty sure that's it. My Carpetese is a little rusty!

Sure! Can I just call you Critic? And it'ssssssssss - [She leans forward to peer at the drink for a second.] - strawberry!

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[With a roll of eyes he gave a nod. Hrn, carpetese, suppose that Genie guy knows that language too.

Then gave a shrug.]

I'm ok with that, Pinks.

[Peering at his own drink.]

Hm, Strawberry. Well that's better than another flavor I thought it might be.

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What did you think it would be?

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Something with Cotton Candy and Rainbows.

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Naaah, rainbows are too hot even for ME! Can you imagine a whole glass full of them? Your mouth would burn right up!

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Rainbows are... Hot?

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Well-Maybe I shouldn't be surprised. I mean those who love rainbows are usually very flaming.