Remembers It So You Don't Have To

[explain_movie]

[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
…
…

[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

Comments

[punsofiron]

[Liz just happened to find this place and is chilling at a table with some fine wine and a shrimp platter when she notices a familiar balding douche in a tie.]

Ohhai Critic.

[explain_movie]

Liz! You're here too!

Hey isn't this awesome? We're at mother fucking Downtown Disney, how cool is that?

Boy, we should TOTALLY get some drink at the bar or something!

[punsofiron]

[You remembered her! She's impressed.]

Meh, I'm more of a fan of Pleasure Island, myself. But this place isn't too bad.

[...You're not trying to pick her up, are you Critic?]

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Hm true ya, that place is a lotta fun too.

[PFFT No, Linkara would kill me, then resurrect me, then kill me again.]

So didja just get here too?

[punsofiron]

Been here a little while. Thought it looked like a nice place to get out of the heat for a while, nice and quiet, y'know.

You really should try the shrimp, too. It's amazing!

[explain_movie]

[Gives a nod.]

Pfft yea, Florida's pretty damn humid and hot compared to Chicago for me too.

Ooooh shrimp, I wouldn't mind getting those really huge ones they sell 'round here.

[Takes out one of the around the booths menu to look at it.]

... Home Alone... Smoothie? The hell?

[punsofiron]

At least you're not freezing to death in Minnesota.

Heh, gotta love themed restaurants and their name schemes for food, am I right?

[explain_movie]

True, that just be unpleasant.

Wow, well as long as it isn't named after the really bad movies. Like Garbage Pail Kids or something.

[punsofiron]

Like anybody would want to name their food after that tripe?

[explain_movie]

Better question, who the fucking hell would even consider liking that pile of shit?

[punsofiron]

Who knows. There are people out there that think fourth edition is the best Dungeons and Dragons release ever created, so there's no limit to the crazies in the world, right?

[explain_movie]

Tch, right.

That goes with the people who thought the movie with Jeremy Irons was any good.

[Eyeroll.]