Remembers It So You Don't Have To

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[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
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[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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[optimistickey]

[Oh hey, someone new! Sora smiles back.]

Yeah, King Mickey! Kinda looks like his world.

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Oh right, the top guy 'round here, almost forgot.

[Gives a smirk.]

Yup, Downtown Disney for ya, guess you've been to Fantasyland more than once, huh?

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Yeah, that's him!

[He thinks for a bit.] Uhh, no, I don't think I've ever been there...

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Wait-Then which world are you talking about?

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Disney Castle! Where the King's from!

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Ya that's in Fantasyland isn't it?

[optimistickey]

No. It's its own world. Well, the castle and the town together is.

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Huh... I don't think I've been to that one yet.

[optimistickey]

You should, if you can! It's pretty cool.

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Sure fine, so hey you look kinda familiar.

[Rubs his chin, was it a video game of some sort. The Disney stuff certainly seems to be pinging him.]

What's your name?

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Really? [Sora rubs at the back of his head.]

My name's Sora. What's yours?

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You can just call me the Nostalgia Critic.

Hey! I think I know you! You're that kid that has a key for a weapon right?

[optimistickey]

All right! [Sora doesn't really care if names are weird or not.]

[And Sora is excited that someone recognizes him!] Yeah! How'd you know?

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Ah well the Disney things kinda tipped me off. Plus kinda hard for me to not know when I'm surrounded by some gamers like Angry Joe or Spoony.

[optimistickey]

[And now he's confused.] Yeah, there's Disney Castle...but who's Angry Joe or Spoony?

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Oh just some other reviewers that I know. We work together sometimes review crappy movies and the like.

Shit like that. But eh, don't worry about it. They're not as awesome as me.

[optimistickey]

Really? I didn't even know that was a job.

[Sora raises an eyebrow at that last bit.] ...Riiiiiight.

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Yup, get paid too. Comes with in site commercials.

[Thumbs up, insert sound effect of cashier ding going off here.]

[optimistickey]

Well if it's a job, I guess you'd get paid. Although I don't get what commercials have to do with that.

[Sudden sound effects?] How'd you do that?

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Psssh, don't you know? You get paid for putting commercials on your video. Why you think there's so many on network television?

Do what?

[optimistickey]

[Considering he almost never watches television...] No, actually, I never thought it worked like that. I guess it makes sense.

That...bell sound!

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[Gives a snort.]

Yeesh, what are they teaching kids these days?

Oh that? Sound effects, Sora, sound effects.

[optimistickey]

[Sora looks a little put out.] Not stuff about television, anyway! [Not that he knows, he's been out of school for two years.]

...Sound effects just happen when you do that?

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Well they damn well should! Lots of money in that industry, fuckin' waste of time if they don't teach a little business about it.

Sure, comes with being a Critic like me. More than just making faces and screaming at the top of your lungs. You can also utter annoying catchphrases and add pointless silly sounds to go with it.

Like this-

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Not a lot of people would look cool dressed as Captain America. But you know who would...?

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CHUCK NORRIS!