Remembers It So You Don't Have To

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[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
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[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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[WHY THE HELL DID HE HAVE TO BE THE MICKEY MASCOT?

Excuse Ren as he hates his life forever.]

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[Walks over, giving a goofy smile.]

Well hey there Mickey, kids not hanging all over you too soon for autographs are they?

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They better not, my shift ends in twelve minutes!

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Yeesh, how long have you been in that costume?

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TWO WEEKS!

[Takes off mask.]


TWO WEEKS. I HAD TO EAT THE STUFFING.

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AHHHH AND LOOK WHAT IT DID TO YOUR FACE!!!

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YOU FOOL I'VE ALWAYS HAD THIS FACE!

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... Wait...

[Gives a closer look.]

Ren? From Ren and Stimpy?

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[What's wrong with this picture? Oh yeah, someone knows who he is.]

...how do you know me? You been putting cameras in my dairy?

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No I just I used to-Hey. Wait-Did you loose your job at Nickelodeon or something?

What are you doing here?

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Have you read the news, pal? The economy's crap! I take what job I can get!

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Oh man, that totally sucks balls.

Hope ya can stay afloat.

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Oh sure, I stay afloat, afloat on the garbage tunnel that's my home.

But hey! I get all the free merchandise I want!

All the free...merchandise...

[Uh oh he's losing it.]

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Uh oh, I know where this is going...

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Hey! Hey! It's ok!

Things are looking better! Really, just give it more time, everything will be alright Ren!

You want me to buy you a drink? Hey! I'll buy you a drink!

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merchandise...

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--did you say drink? Why sure!

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Sure hey! Come on!

We'll get some beer or something! You like beer right?

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Actually I want something stronger.

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You mean, like a martini or a cosmo or just straight up... Tequila or something?