Remembers It So You Don't Have To

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[It’s a bright sunny day in Chicago, it’s a bright sunny day in… Waitaminute, this isn’t Chicago. Waitaminute, this isn’t his beautiful house. WAITAMINUTE! THIS IS NOT HIS BEAUTIFUL BROTHER-THIS IS A PENGUIN!]

Where the hell am-Hold on-Is that…!

[Looking around the Nostalgia Critic took a closer looked around him, he started to recognize a few Disney characters, and Mickey Mouse signs. His eyes widen.]

I’M IN DISNEY WORLD?!

[Running over to the window, he pressed his cheek to look outside. Then paused and made a face.]

Wait… This-Looks more like Downtown Disney…
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[Gives a big smile.]

CLOSE ENOUGH! Wow! I don’t know how I got here, but I don’t care. Mother fucking Disney! This is awesome!

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[optimistickey]

[Sora's exploring around here, too!]

Huh, I wonder if the King's around here?

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[Looks down over to the kid, eye brows raised curiously.]

The King? There's a King around here?

[optimistickey]

[Oh hey, someone new! Sora smiles back.]

Yeah, King Mickey! Kinda looks like his world.

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Oh right, the top guy 'round here, almost forgot.

[Gives a smirk.]

Yup, Downtown Disney for ya, guess you've been to Fantasyland more than once, huh?

[optimistickey]

Yeah, that's him!

[He thinks for a bit.] Uhh, no, I don't think I've ever been there...

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Wait-Then which world are you talking about?

[optimistickey]

Disney Castle! Where the King's from!

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Ya that's in Fantasyland isn't it?

[optimistickey]

No. It's its own world. Well, the castle and the town together is.

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Huh... I don't think I've been to that one yet.

[optimistickey]

You should, if you can! It's pretty cool.

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Sure fine, so hey you look kinda familiar.

[Rubs his chin, was it a video game of some sort. The Disney stuff certainly seems to be pinging him.]

What's your name?

[optimistickey]

Really? [Sora rubs at the back of his head.]

My name's Sora. What's yours?

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You can just call me the Nostalgia Critic.

Hey! I think I know you! You're that kid that has a key for a weapon right?

[optimistickey]

All right! [Sora doesn't really care if names are weird or not.]

[And Sora is excited that someone recognizes him!] Yeah! How'd you know?

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Ah well the Disney things kinda tipped me off. Plus kinda hard for me to not know when I'm surrounded by some gamers like Angry Joe or Spoony.

[optimistickey]

[And now he's confused.] Yeah, there's Disney Castle...but who's Angry Joe or Spoony?

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Oh just some other reviewers that I know. We work together sometimes review crappy movies and the like.

Shit like that. But eh, don't worry about it. They're not as awesome as me.

[optimistickey]

Really? I didn't even know that was a job.

[Sora raises an eyebrow at that last bit.] ...Riiiiiight.

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Yup, get paid too. Comes with in site commercials.

[Thumbs up, insert sound effect of cashier ding going off here.]

[optimistickey]

Well if it's a job, I guess you'd get paid. Although I don't get what commercials have to do with that.

[Sudden sound effects?] How'd you do that?

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Psssh, don't you know? You get paid for putting commercials on your video. Why you think there's so many on network television?

Do what?

[optimistickey]

[Considering he almost never watches television...] No, actually, I never thought it worked like that. I guess it makes sense.

That...bell sound!

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[Gives a snort.]

Yeesh, what are they teaching kids these days?

Oh that? Sound effects, Sora, sound effects.

[optimistickey]

[Sora looks a little put out.] Not stuff about television, anyway! [Not that he knows, he's been out of school for two years.]

...Sound effects just happen when you do that?